The Sexed-Up M&M
- w wrzesień 29th, 2008 :: Fantasy Handjobs, gangbang squad
I took a little break from reading, writing and researching tonight and kicked back to watch a bit of mindless telly. Granted, I was flipping through a few books in search of readings for Sunday’s service so I can’t say I was watching very closely, but I THINK I saw a commercial for M&M’s candy where the green M&M (remember? The one that we used to say made you –*snort, snort*- HORNY?) was wearing pantyhose, sexy high heels and lipstick. I think she was being leered at by the blue and brown and yellow and red M&Ms.
In my best Fred Craddock accent, I’d like to say “Nowwww, tha’s jes’ wrong. Tha’s jes’ wrong.”
I look up, I squint. The dog is flopped across my lap half asleep and I’ve got a book in my left hand and the remote control in my right. “Max, did you see […]