The Adorable Parker Of Blessed Memory

I just want to express my condolences to Tim, The Eclectic Cleric, on the loss of his canine companion, The Adorable Parker, who really was adorable. She was a delightful character, and I loved her. I didn’t love the extremely fragrant emissions that she, um, emitted after chewing a pig’s ear, but she was a beautiful, loyal and hilarious little dog.
Miss Parker, bless your snuffling, licking, grunting and waddling little heart. I’ll miss you, ya little stinker. Thank you for being such a good girl for Tim all these years. You were a happy doggie, and you brought so much happiness. Kisses on your smooth head and God bless and keep you.

Look at the punim on this kid.