She DIES

I’ve been hearing about stylist Rachel Zoe for years and should have anticipated that she’d get her own reality show eventually. Someone, after all, had to step into the void left by Anna Nicole Smith.
Zoe is a talented stylist, for what that’s worth. She has an unerring eye for spotting the next trend or for creating it, and that’s worth big, big bucks. Her clients get splashed across the celebrity mags on a regular basis and make money for people like Rupert Murdoch while earning more fame for themselves, and she gets the latest fashion designs onto very visible bodies, so designers love her. A couple of years ago she was reviled for single-handedly creating and promoting the “pin thin” ideal in the fashion world that gave us skinny orange (”tanorexic”) waifs like Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan during her heroin days. Zoe herself is a size […]