Boneless Chicken Ranch
- w wrzesień 20th, 2008 :: anal gangbang
Max is driving me crazy. I don’t have the energy to walk him, since I although I’m much improved, I still feel like a resident of the Boneless Chicken Ranch. He got my ponytail holder off my hair somehow and I found him licking it on the floor. He’s chewing boxes nabbed from the recycling bin. He’s not playing with his toys. We went outside and threw his orange rubber ball around, that wasn’t enough.
I feel like the mother of a toddler. “You have so many TOYS! Go play with your toys!”
Mommy has a service to write for tomorrow!
What would I do if I had actual kids?
I honestly don’t know how people do it.
Trying to keep Maxfield First Parish from being Numero Uno Illegal Beagel on this very low-energy day is trying enough for me.