A Moment At Trader Joe’s

So I’m chatting with the Trader Joe’s cashier and for some reason the Unitarian thing comes up. She says, “I went to one of those churches a few times but they changed all the words to the hymns and they talked about Transylvania all the time. I was like, ‘Hello, Dracula!?’ I stopped going.”
Me: (cracking up) “Oh God. Thank you for reminding me how we look to newcomers.”